Either fireworks are being shot off in honor of Pioneer Day

Or there is some serious gang violence going down in Midvale tonight.


Best thing about sharing a bed: cuddles, snuggles, sex

Worst thing about sharing a bed: actually sleeping


giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

(via nonchalantcroissant)


"Nice Glasses."
“Thanks, I need them to see.”

"Nice Glasses."
“Thanks, I need them to see.”


spoken-not-written:

enjolras-is-captain-sassy:

JUSTICE

where’s your sociology now

(via ahmayndahmylove)


So I downloaded the Kim Kardashian app….

I hate myself.


nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via creepinoutofthewoodwork)


ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

(via sprinkleofglitr)



snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via letsmakeloaf)


Book shoot cover times #WhyNotMe

(via officialfrankreynolds)


bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

(via myfavouritemug)


greatwhiteprivilege:

nobody’s gonna fuck w/ my garden

greatwhiteprivilege:

nobody’s gonna fuck w/ my garden

(via myfavouritemug)


sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

(via nonchalantcroissant)


humansofnewyork:

"One of the magical things about theater is that it gathers a crowd of people in a quiet space, and each member of the audience gets to see how people respond differently to the different things being said on stage. The person next to you will laugh at something that you’d never think of laughing at, and you’ll get a glimpse into all the different ways of viewing the world. Unfortunately, so much theater today is less nuanced. It gives you a large dose of one way of thinking, in hopes of getting as many of the same type of people into the theater as possible."

humansofnewyork:

"One of the magical things about theater is that it gathers a crowd of people in a quiet space, and each member of the audience gets to see how people respond differently to the different things being said on stage. The person next to you will laugh at something that you’d never think of laughing at, and you’ll get a glimpse into all the different ways of viewing the world. Unfortunately, so much theater today is less nuanced. It gives you a large dose of one way of thinking, in hopes of getting as many of the same type of people into the theater as possible."