casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

(via ahmayndahmylove)


Me: I have a hive
JD: BEES?!?!?!?!

rantingramblelyguy:

betterbemeta:

edensmachine:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

Not only do we have to keep our house pets out of our cables. But now these nerds too. 

Kaiju attack

It is a well known fact that sharks can send/receive the internet through their teeth and store data in FAT32 deposits in their body. This is can result in a seeding frenzy if there are enough sharks.

rantingramblelyguy:

betterbemeta:

edensmachine:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

Not only do we have to keep our house pets out of our cables. But now these nerds too. 

Kaiju attack

It is a well known fact that sharks can send/receive the internet through their teeth and store data in FAT32 deposits in their body. This is can result in a seeding frenzy if there are enough sharks.

(via tilthedaysgoby)


vegardsnipples:

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buzzfeed apparently only just realised that there are languages other than english

(via letsmakeloaf)



"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!"- Dolly Parton

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!"- Dolly Parton

(via vintagegal)


coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

(via letsmakeloaf)


(via out-hiking)


officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via tyleroakley)


germangirlfriend:

clarissagoyle:

Looks like Steven Tyler had a good day

#goals

germangirlfriend:

clarissagoyle:

Looks like Steven Tyler had a good day

#goals

(via littlepurplepansies)


brendonewiththisband:

I Write Sims Not Tragedies

brendonewiththisband:

I Write Sims Not Tragedies

(via nonchalantcroissant)


autumnprayers post went all wonky and froze like this on my phone for a really long time like this until I finally had to restart the tumblr app…

Dafuq did you do to me Steven?

autumnprayers post went all wonky and froze like this on my phone for a really long time like this until I finally had to restart the tumblr app…

Dafuq did you do to me Steven?


dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via creepinoutofthewoodwork)



batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via ecadnacmarie)